| Dork-tionary: | These are words I have made up, new definitions of old words, and their use in everyday language. |
| En-Psycho-pedia: | These are further definitions of people, places, things, and concepts with a bit of a twist. |
| One-Liners: | Just some weird, wacky, and hopefully witty one-liners from the Maniac. |
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- Dork-tionary:Absolutely Goat Cheese
- Dork-tionary:AlGoreaphobia
- Dork-tionary ArtMock
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- Dork-tionary:Baby Boom
- Dork-tionary: Blaaaaaargh
- Dork-tionary:BonJovial
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- Dork-tionary:Cattard
- Dork-tionary:Coffeine
- Dork-tionary:Commodian
- Dork-tionary:Corn Count
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- Dork-tionary:Every Tom's Dick Is Hairy
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- Dork-tionary:Frank 'N Berries
- Dork-tionary:FrankenBalls
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- Dork-tionary:Horromedy
- Dork-tionary:Horrorible
- Dork-tionary:Humor From Hell
- Dork-tionary:Humorror
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- Dork-tionary: Make-Up Sex
- Dork-tionary: Mariah ButtHairy
- Dork-tionary: Meowmy
- Dork-tionary: Mock Photography
- N Back To Top
- Dork-tionary:No Shit Sherlock
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- Dork-tionary:Pan-to-mime
- Dork-tionary:Pit Stop
- Dork-tionary:Poopcorn
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- Dork-tionary:Reenactoraphobia
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- Dork-tionary:Sammich
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- One-Liners: "They May Be Strangers In Love..."
- Dork-tionary:Tom Cruise
- Dork-tionary:Tyrannosaurus Bitch
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- Dork-tionary:Void The Bowels Of Hell
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- Dork-tionary:Walla Walla WashMyBum
- Dork-tionary:Whoremonger
- One-Liners: "Why Go Corporate..."
- Dork-tionary:Wiferism
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- One-Liners: "Your Gut Gets Larger..."
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