I drew this when I was working THIRD SHIFT at a convenience store while putting myself through school. Not much to do at 3:30 in the Morning except smoke a lotta smokes, drink a lot of "free" coffee, and doodle until I pass out onto the floor into a drooling puddle while drunk people are outside beating on the window getting irate because they are trying to buy their Newports and Rolling Papers and I am sleeping....ah yes. The Good Old Days.

One good thing about that shift: there were some girls of the "dancing" persuasion (a.k.a. the Slutty Ho Dancers) that would come down and flash their boobs trying to get free beer. I believe it was the "Boobs for Booze" program started by the Red Cross. Right up there with "Nipples for Nicotine" and "Tits for a 20 ounce Pepsi, a Snickers, and a bag of Gummi Worms" (my personal favorite).

I don't get flashed that much working in a cubicle now. Believe me. If you ever check out the cleaning ladies that come in when I am working late that's the LAST thing you want to see...URP!! Got a little sick in my mouth. However, there is ONE cute one with a little saucy I'm a Bad Girl tattoo on the small of her back (off to Naughty Office fantasy world...back in two minutes).