AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! What the hell happend to Carrot Top??? This just isn't right. Just not right at all. No sir... I'm freakin' out. This is one of the last signs of the Apocalypse. Rivers of Blood, Famine, Plague, and Carrot Top gets SUPER-PUMPED. Am I peering into Bizarro world here? Am I? I only wish it were so, but it's real... too real... and I'm FRIGHTENED by what I see.

I accidently stumbled upon this pic when I was putting together the Dork-tionary: BonJovial page and I have never been the same since.

For those of you who do not know who Carrot Top is... quick breakdown for you here. He is a comedian that works a lot with goofy props. Much like Gallagher and his wacky watermelon wacking. Some people hate him and say his humor is STUPID!!! Me... I saw him live once. He made me laugh. So I give him props (HA!!! Get it... I give him props... he uses props... get it... get IT!!!) How CAN'T you enjoy Stupid Prop Humor?

The main thing about him was that he looked SCARY AS HELL!!! He was the Scrawny Little Prancing Prince of the Ginger People. And now he is CONAN Of The Ginger People!!! The best part about it --- HE'S EVEN SCARIER LOOKING NOW!!! Come to find out he started big-time-body-building back in 2001 or so. God... I REALLY feel out of shape now.

I guess you shouldn't laugh at Carrot Top or he'll kick your ass now. No.. WAIT!!! I guess you SHOULD laugh at Carrot Top or he'll kick your ass for not laughing... or... uh... I'm so CONFUSED!!!!