* For those who cannot read my crap writing, it says "OOLA-BOOLA: So what is the story of Ooola-Boola Man. Who is he, what is he, and does he need to purchase a Man-Bra? Oh, Oola-Boola! What secrets you must keep inside your weird head"

Did I forget to mention I was pulling an all-nighter. C'mon. It made sense at the time.