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> History #153: Shaman You
Uhhh... this looks like some weird shaman dude that I doodled when I was bored as hell during my History of Latin America class. The teacher was CRAZY...
Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: This is a Shaman Dude I drew when I couldn't listen ANY MORE to one of the lectures in class. Off to Doodle World I Didst goooooo.
He was one of those dudes that wants so hard to be Super Hippy (say this with rays of light shining in the background while striking a stick-up-butt hero pose) and save the world. He even moved down to South America with his wife, trying to teach villages how to properly farm the land and feed themselves. The FUNNY thing about it (at least made ME laugh), after teaching all of these poor villagers how to farm, feed, and survive for themselves, he decides to come back to the states to teach for a bit ( to make some money, take a shower, and eat a Big Mac). Months later, he goes BACK down to see how they are doing. Guess what... all of their farms and the hard work he put into it were gone. But WHY?

Was it some rebel guerrilla warfare tactics...coming in and destroying everything the villagers put into it so the rebels could rule through fear and threat of starvation.

No.

Was there some horrible drought that killed all chance of having fertile soil to grow and harvest from?

No again.

Turns out the villagers just had absolutely NO work ethic and they were so used to being lazy and not doing anything that they just FORGOT about it and let it grow over.

All of the years of work that my teacher had put into it had gone to waste because siesta-time was by far more a priority. Oh...this made him into a bitter hippy. A bitter hippy indeed. So he decided to take it out on us by giving looooong monotone speeches and by screaming how the government was out to get us. The U.S. government controls EVERYTHING (says mad, bitter hippy man)... from the advertisements you see on t.v. to the toilet paper you stick up your ass. They control.... your mind....

This.... is a bitter and PARANOID hippy. No happy butterfly and sunshine worlds for him. YIKES!!!!