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> History #13: Please Don't Sue Me Stephen
Here are some more illustrations I created for yet ANOTHER aliens report I did. Oddly, all of the aliens looks strangely like... hmmmm... I don't know. I just can't place it. Where.. oh.. where have I seen these little alien buggers before? Why do they look soooo familiar???
Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Come down there slowly 'Almost E.T.'
WAIT.. do they look like the Snorks?
           No.
Could it be... uh... versions of Alf?
           No.
How about the Sleestak from Land of the Lost?
           No.
Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Holy CARP – A shitload of peace-loving 'Almost E.T.s'
Allright, I will fess up. These aliens look TOO much like E.T. that either had been drinking quite a bit, had a lobotomy, huffed a bit too much of that Great Space Coaster (if you now what I mean), or all of the above.

So here is my heartfelt plea to Stephen Spielberg. Please don't sue me Stephen. PLEASE!!! I was just a wee lad. I didn't know no better Stephen. Please... oh PLEASE give me some of your money Stephen. Adopt me and let me move into your Guest House. I can be your Brian "Kato" Kaelin (with talent). I work well with others, I don't eat much, I am litter trained and PLEASE don't sue me.
* P.S. Though I was just joking above, if Stephen Spielberg DOES read this, I would be more than willing to consider moving into his guest house. Call me.