Drooling Maniac: History.16: Grade Skool: Just Plane Crazy About U.F.O.s

Here's a illustration I made for a school report. I certainly did like planes and U.F.O.s at the time. I was reading a LOT of books about aliens, alien abductions, project Blue Book, tall Gray aliens that walked like Michael Jackson, Anal Probes (like Michael Jackson) and Area 51. This was also during the time when I was watching movies like Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Howard the Duck, and E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial*. I will be the first to admit it, I cried at the end of E.T. But then again, I was just a little kid. I also cried when E.T. was eating the trail of Skittles because I felt bad for the Skittles. Come on... I was a little kid. Hell, I cried at the end of "From Justin to Kelly " just recently**.

Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: A Jet and a U.F.O., some exciting shit there.

* Didn't Drew Barrymore look H-O-T SEXY in that movie. Grrrrrr....***

** KIDDING... sweet GOD, I was just kidding. Really, has ANYONE seen that movie at all? You know, it's the one they made with the first American Idol winners in it (Kelly Clarkson.... and... uh... let me think... that kid with the big wacky hair.... uh.... oh yeah... Carrottop).

*** KIDDING AGAIN... God, you sick little bastards, she was only like 3 months old in that movie. I was just joking... wasn't being serious... ewwwww.... Strange thing though, Drew STILL talks with the same stupid lisp that she had in E.T. You would think that making movies for a living, she may want to ...oooohh... I don't know... look into some diction classes. Not like she's not worth millions of dollars (two NOTS in that sentence, what do you think about that).