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It seems that I just couldn't get enough of Jim. I kept using him as a character throughout many years. It is interesting seeing the difference in the illustrations I was doing for the bad stories I was writing.
The pictures to the left are from the one of the last Jim stories I ever wrote. You can tell a couple years past since I first started. The pictures are still crappy, but not AS crappy. At least you can sort of tell that they are people now and not amorphous blobs.
The story was about 80 pages long and was never completed. I think it was never finished because it sucked too much. The pictures were kind of fun, however.
Here is a breakdown of the story if you base it off of the pictures in the PDF above (at least, this is what they look like to ME):
- Car 7 - John Marty WINS!!!
- Jim is scared by dark painted wall that talks and need to use the John. Possibly induced by seeing the birdshit on the window.
- Bob tries to frighten Jim with his sudden overnight growth of lip shrubbery.
- Jim finds a man with his ear glued to the door and levitating 2 feet off of the ground.
- Some crazy bug-eyed dude with no nose is in jail while another guy pulls a gun on him.
- Two gay guys running out of a house.
- Some dude who tanned so much he cooked his face off, shoots another dude.
- Jim and John possibly playing Simon Says after snorting cocaine.
- A dark figure rushes out of the room, while Mr. Miller wonders what the hell happened to his face while he was sleeping.
- Time for some soft porn.
- Mr. Miller and the others are about ready to be fricasseed by this ladies mini-flame-thrower or is it possibly a do-it-at-home-yourself colonoscopy kit.
- The guys check out their bitchin' boom-boom speaker system in their trunk so they can jam to some "Baby Got Back".
- Jim scratches his head at the car, trying to figure out what the hell happend to the plot of the story.
- ...and then everyone eats.
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