You might be saying "Hey there, Drooling Maniac. Just what the hell is a Snert."

Well, dearest readers. I DON'T KNOW...I JUST DON'T KNOW.

I thought this would be my big breakthrough character. But I really think I was free-basing too many lucky charms to come up with THIS one.

Creepy, but in a gosh darn cute way. Looks like it might be a hairless sasquatch that was malformed in the womb.

We love you "Snert", whatever the HELL you're suppose to be.