This is a happy little sign I made when working the Almighty Third Shift (11 p.m. to 8 a.m.) at the convenience store I was employed at for FAR too long. There were times when nature takes its course. Working ALL by yourself at a small window at night, one (one being ME) finds themselves (themselves being MYSELF) on certain occasions suddenly caught in a fit of the oncoming shits (due to the gallons of coffee I had to consume to make it through the night).

Instead of letting all of the poor, drunk, crazy, people that usually come up to the window at 3-in-the-morning get confused/frightened/bewildered/horrified at my whereabouts when I was pushing the dogs out the door (meaning Taking a Dump), I decided to make this rather silly sign to hang in the window to amuse them until I came back. This was they would be kept busy, keeping them away from the decision to puke and/or piss all over the window since I wasn't there to see. Happend quite often actually. Yay for me.

Ooooh. Look. It's Beavis and Butthead. Oooooh. D.P. Gumby (My Head Hurts). And look kids... It's Bill the Cat. What's this? Why... it's FrankenSwine(???). Now that's entertainment.