We have a rather interesting sibling rivalry that consists of trying to outdo each other by finding the most bizarre cards for each other (Birthday Cards, Christmas Cards, and so on). She has found some truly amazing oddities to give to me. I had to outdo her in the weirdness. I believe I have achieved this with the card you see above.
If you are having trouble reading it, it says:
For your 20th Birthday, I decided to do something slightly different...
...like wrestling with the cats in a giant kitty litter box filled to the brim with vanilla puddin' while wearing an unwashed tutu and being taunted by a jogging hari-krishna.
It's Better Than Buying You Socks.
Yes, my sister and I have the same sense of fucked-up humor. A truly special relationship. Notice on the back of the card is yet another wacked-out/cracked-out Drooling Maniac logo. This one scares me.
> Original Drawing (pdf version)
