This was in one of my old sketch books. It's a Good Knight. Well, not THAT good really. It's all-right. Guess it's an All-Right Knight. Now that I think about it, it really kinda sucks. The proportion is off and it just looks silly. I guess it is actually going to be a Bad Knight.

Ofcourse, if "he" is actually a super-hot naked chick in that suit of armor that wants to bang me, it would turn out to be a Knight That I Wouldn't Forget. If she was really tan, then It Was A Dark And Horny Knight (ofcourse is she was actually 16, The Knight Is Young and my ass would go to jail).

And if he could fly, I'd grab onto it and it would be a Fly By Knight.

And I could hit him real hard with a bug fucking hammer (possibly causing a Bump In The Knight) so his helmet would all be ringing like a gong and stuff and he would be all confused like. Then I would pour concrete on him and in a few minutes he would be a Hard Dazed Knight.

Then, since he could no longer move, I could use him as a rack to set goods and produce on to sell to the public and he would be a One Knight Stand.

I could also then use him to tether dog leashes onto, then I could tell people to Tie One On To Knight.

Or if he had a penis directly where his bellybutton should be and I caught him masturbating and then I timed things by his wacking then it would be At The Stroke Of MidKnight....

Must stop.... must stop bad puns now... running out of ideas... can't... no.... more...