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> History #56: Wacky Demons
Humor, Horror, and Heavy Metal: Wacky Demons, Wacky Demons, don't we all love Wacky Demons.
A note to newbie demon drawers out there: Remember, demons can be FUN!!! Let them have a sense of humor. Free the wackiness from within. Grasp that inner child within you, SHAKE THE HELL OUT OF IT*, and just go apeshit with your pencil, pen, whale bone, or whatever drawing utensils you have at your side.

* Never, never, never shake an inner child. – This message brought to you by the Shaken Inner Child Syndrome Prevention Campaign. Our motto: If you have to shake something, shake your head in SHAME you sick little monkey for even THINKING of touching that innocent little inner child. Uh... wait a minute. How did that Inner Child get IN there anyway? Holy CRAP!!! It must have burrowed in like some big nasty Hookworm. Someone grab me some kitchen knives and the jaws-of-life. I have to get this thing OUT OF ME!!! I'm FREAKING OUT, MAN!!!!! It's.... it's just like that time in Poltergeist II, when Steve (the father) accidentally drinks a mutant worm in a tequila bottle and it turns out to be that creepy Kane monster. It gets ALL kinds of nasty, oozy, and gross as the worm gestates in Steve's throat until he vomits it up in a scene that traumatized my young mind for years (still makes me slightly nauseous thinking of it today)..... Ewwwwwwww. Damn you Inner Child.